So what did you do this week? Maybe your highlight was that you got drunk at a St. Patrick’s Day party and puked corned beef and cabbage in someone’s recycling can. Dan Bilzerian’s week may have trumped yours. It started pretty much like any normal Joe, as he spent some quality time with his cat named Smushball. BTW, his cat’s Instagram account has 718,000 followers.
He hung out with super hot girls and an alligator.
He played Call of Duty with scintillating model Lindsay Pelas, who just like me prefers to game in the nude. They indulged upon crepes like the fancy people they are.
Bilzerian showed that alligator skin is in this spring.
He continued the party with many gorgeous women. And this is why they call him the “King of Instagram.”
Dan the man made a small deposit at the bank. Looks just like my trip to the bank except instead of rolls of nickels he has stacks of $50’s.
Bilzerian had reason to celebrate since the Miami Police Department closed an investigation of an incident where the playboy allegedly kicked model Vanessa Castano in the face at a nightclub.
I should really party with Danny boy.