Two Drunk Sisters Start Brawling On A Rafting Trip, Fist Fight Down The Rapids
This is like something out the final scene of a heist movie, if you slowed the action down to half-speed and ratcheted the tension up to nothing.
Sure, these women are brawling on a raft cruising down a river in North Carolina, but they’re also wearing life vests and helmets, the rapids don’t seems all that fierce, they’re moving at maybe a mile per hour, and they are never more than three feet from the shore.
It’s like if the climactic end of The River Wild was set in a pond and Kevin Bacon’s character were a four-year-old.
Still, that said, I’ll never tire of watching drunk relatives fight.