Wife Gets Revenge On Cheating Husband By Selling The Most Important Thing He Owns While He’s Out Of Town

Craig Arnolds was out of town on a trip to New York when his wife, 42-year-old Laura, discovered that Craig had been cheating after going through his iPhone 6 that he’d forgotten at home. After seeing an unknown number flash across its home screen, Laura unlocked the phone and found a sexually-explicit message from an American woman that Craig was reportedly meeting in New York.

You’d think Craig would figure out a way to message the woman and tell her not to text him, but it appears Craig is as stupid as he is forgetful.

Rather than get ahold of Craig and chew him out, Laura decided to fuck him over by selling their house while he was abroad. According to Mirror,

She was able to sell the Nuneaton property behind Craig’s back because her parents had taken over the mortgage after the pair ran into financial difficulties.

The place was flogged within a fortnight through website www.sellhousefast.uk – and occupied by students from the University of Warwick.

“I [Laura] could do it because my parents came up with the deposit for our home and when we struggled with the mortgage, they came in.”

Upon arriving home and seeing all the lights in the house on with the television blaring, Craig states that he remembers thinking that “it was really out of character for Laura to be up past 11pm. I had no idea what on earth was going on…I started banging on the door and shouting Laura’s name – but was greeted instead by what looked like a 21-year-old hippie.”

It was then that he noticed that all of Laura’s furniture was gone, although she did manage to leave the golf clubs and vintage radio of his.

As for how Laura was able to sell the home in the 2 weeks that Craig was gone, a spokesman for www.sellhousefast.uk said “Looking back now, I suppose Mrs. Arnold did seem unusually desperate to tell up and pretty urgently, but at the time I thought nothing of it.”

Craig reportedly hopes now that Laura’s gotten her “hostilities” out of her system that the two will be able to have an amicable relationship for the sake of their children, but considering she sold their fucking HOUSE…yeah. That’s probably a long shot.

[H/T Mirror]