Girl Still High On Wisdom Teeth Drugs Is Devastated That She Didn’t Wake Up With Nicki Minaj’s Ass

Alcohol can’t hold a candle to the truth extraction capabilities of wisdom teeth drugs and the like. They have an uncanny ability to force people to say what’s burning inside them. Even if what burns is the desire to become Nicki Minaj or other weird shit. Makes me happy I was born without wisdom teeth. #HighlyEvolved

If I’m this husband, though, I’m just happy she woke up wanting to be someone else and didn’t start revealing that she fucks the mail man and is closet crack addict when I’m at work winning the bread. Although if that ever happened, I doubt this video would be posted to the Internet until the subsequent divorce or crime of passion was finalized.