Sharp-as-a-tack Michigan resident Colleen Cudney copped a DUI in 2012, and her probation stated that she not consume any alcohol for a set period. That period was set to end in a few weeks when she was called into a probation office on March 18 for a random breathalyzer test.
March 18 was the day after St. Patrick’s Day. Surely a recent DUI offender wouldn’t be drinking on St. Patrick’s Day!
Anyway, Cudney actually passed the test. Only to then tell the world how lucky she was.
Investigators say [Cudney] posted this [on Facebook]: “Buzz killer for me, I had to breathalyze (sic) this morning and I drank yesterday but I passed thank god lol my dumba@@.”
A Westland police officer saw her post that morning and notified the probation office. When a probation officer called Cudney to return to the office for an urine test, she hung up the phone.
Probation officials say that was a violation of her probation…. A urine test would have detected if Cudney had anything to drink in the 80 hours prior to taking it, probation officials said.
Proving yet again: if you use “lol” in the middle of a sentence, you’re the type to brag about a breathalyzer score on Facebook.
[H/T: Uproxx]