This Woman Loves Salsa So Much She Stabbed Her Boyfriend For Eating It All
This woman really loves her some salsa. That or her boyfriend finally pushed her to the edge. Salsa was the final straw. SALSA IS ALWAYS THE FINAL STRAW!!!
A northeast Ohio woman accused of stabbing her boyfriend after yelling at him for eating all the salsa has pleaded guilty to reduced charges.
Ronnie Buckner told officers 50-year-old Phyllis Jefferson yelled at him in March at his apartment for finishing off the salsa. Buckner said Jefferson then picked up a pen and jammed it in the left side of his pelvis.
The 61-year-old Buckner said he tried to catch a television that Jefferson had knocked over when she grabbed a small kitchen knife and stabbed him in the stomach.
Now was it like jarred salsa or legit, homemade salsa? That’s a big question. I’ve had some salsa in my life that I’d stab a person over, it was that delicious.
Jefferson’s attorney, however, says the stabbing happened because she just learned her boyfriend was a registered sex offender.
“I’ve got two thing to tell you. I’m a registered sex offender and I ate all the salsa.”
“You ate all the what!”
[via NY Post]