This woman really loves her some salsa. That or her boyfriend finally pushed her to the edge. Salsa was the final straw. SALSA IS ALWAYS THE FINAL STRAW!!!
A northeast Ohio woman accused of stabbing her boyfriend after yelling at him for eating all the salsa has pleaded guilty to reduced charges.
Ronnie Buckner told officers 50-year-old Phyllis Jefferson yelled at him in March at his apartment for finishing off the salsa. Buckner said Jefferson then picked up a pen and jammed it in the left side of his pelvis.
The 61-year-old Buckner said he tried to catch a television that Jefferson had knocked over when she grabbed a small kitchen knife and stabbed him in the stomach.
Now was it like jarred salsa or legit, homemade salsa? That’s a big question. I’ve had some salsa in my life that I’d stab a person over, it was that delicious.
Jefferson’s attorney, however, says the stabbing happened because she just learned her boyfriend was a registered sex offender.
“I’ve got two thing to tell you. I’m a registered sex offender and I ate all the salsa.”
“You ate all the what!”
[via NY Post]