Meet 38-year-old Misty Ann Lee, mother, thief and avid sex toy enthusiast. She was browsing in boring and silly sex toy section at a Spencer’s in the WestGate Mall in Spartanburg, South Carolina. Dawn Hamilton, the manager of the fine fake dog shit purveyor, witnessed Lee “select a vibrator from the love unit” and then move to the “t-shirt cube,” where she allegedly slid the item “behind a young child in the stroller.” Lee then departed the store with her new fuck stick but was then confronted by Hamilton. Lee acted surprised by the allegations until Hamilton retrieved the vibrator from the stroller. The manager was even going to allow Lee to skate, but she notified the police when the thief reentered the store. She was cited for shoplifting and booked into the county jail and set free on a $2000 personal recognizance bond.
It’s bad enough that you’re making your small child an accomplice to your crime, but to then make them an accomplice to you stealing a fuck toy is just plain wrong. Jeez lady if you can’t afford a vibrator just buy a cucumber, you can get like three of them for a dollar, plus you can put them in a your salad once you’re done making love to them.
[TSG]