Woman Decided That She’d Rather Die Than Vote For Hillary Or Trump, According To Her Obituary

Many citizens of these United States are not exactly thrilled with their options for the upcoming Presidential election. Not even the dead ones.

Apparently, among those people not enamored with her choices for President was one Mary Anne Noland of Richmond, Virginia.

Rather than have to choose between Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump she decided that cashing out now was the best alternative, at least according to her obit.

“Faced with the prospect of voting for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, Mary Anne Noland of Richmond chose, instead, to pass into the eternal love of God on Sunday, May 15, 2016, at the age of 68,” read her obituary.

WTVM has the backstory on this clever obit…

[Her husband Jim] Noland says it was one of his and Mary Anne’s sons that penned the opening line to the obituary.

The line wasn’t meant as a parting shot at either presidential candidate, Noland says. Rather it was a joke and way for Mary Anne’s children to carry on her sense of humor.

Well played, Noland family. Well played.

H/T Huffington Post