Women Are Injecting Blood Into Their Vaginas To Make Their Naughty Bits Tighter And Have Better Orgasms
Back in 2013, Kim Kardashian introduced the world to the ever so lovely “Dracula facial,” featuring the reality star with blood covering her face which allegedly tightens your skin and stimulates collagen production. Borrowing from the same sexy science, women are having a procedure much like Kim K’s, but for their vagina.
This gory treatment is called “Rejuvula,” and it injects platelet rich plasma (PRP for those in the know) into vaginal tissue because if there’s one place that needs more blood is a woman’s cave of wonders. Those who give these procedures allege that it tightens and rejuvenates a woman’s fur burger.
BUT WAIT. THERE’S MORE!
If you act right now they’ll also throw in a claim that it will increase sensation in your pootie tang ANNNNNNNNNND give you stronger and more frequent orgasms.
A heightened libido.
STILL NOT SOLD!?!?
They also attest that it will ease the pain for those who suffer pain during sex.
ACT RIGHT NOW AND THEY’LL EVEN CURE YOUR URINARY INCONTINENCE!
That’s right, no more pissing your pants during your big presentation at work about widgets!
You can have all this in just a half an hour!
So how much would you pay for a life-chainging procedure such as this?
You can have a plump poon for the low, low price of about $900!
Currently the procedure is only available in Ireland and London from Dr. Daniel Sister and medical aesthetic nurse Claudia McCloin.
Personally, I wouldn’t get an injection into my privates if the syringe was full of life-giving water from the Fountain of Youth. But hey whatever it takes to increase a girl’s libido is A-Okay with me, I need all the help I can get.