Women Who Scream God’s Name During Sex ‘Should Be Jailed’ Says Pastor

Meet Pastor John C. Hagee, he is the founder and Senior Pastor of Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas, a non-denominational evangelical church with more than 20,000 active members. He has served the Lord in the gospel ministry for over 57 years and written over 34 books. He earned a Bachelor of Science degree from Southwestern Assemblies of God University and a second Bachelor of Science degree from Trinity University He received his Master’s Degree in Educational Administration from the University of North Texas. Pastor Hagee has received Honorary Doctorates from Oral Roberts University, Canada Christian College, and Netanya Academic College of Israel. Yet with all of those accolades there’s also one more thing, he’s a bit of a kook. He wants your girl to go to prison if she screams the Lord’s name while you’re playing hide the salami.

That’s right, with all the knowledge that Dr. Hagee has stockpiled throughout the years, he has gone on the warpath against people saying words. He truly believes that women who cry out God’s name during sex should be jailed.

The good Doctor told Newslo the following:

If you’re asking about my personal opinion, there is no greater sin in terms of wrongly using God’s name than women who use it during sex. That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of. If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail. That would be a fine example of God’s wrath aimed at what is, in my opinion, a terrible misuse of our Maker’s good name.”

I have a question. When did you turn into a nutbar?

There are many logistical stumbling blocks of enforcing this bizarre proposition not to mention the vagueries of such a legislation. For instance, some questions arise such as “What is the prison term for saying a word?” and “Can you say it during oral sex?” and “Can you say it during anal?” and “Can you say it if you’re thanking God, like ‘Oh God thank you for this blessed boinking that I’m receiving.'”

I like where John’s devotion is here, but as a man who strives for my lover to have a shrieking, leg-quivering orgasm, I must respectfully agree to disagree with the Pastor.

In my humble opinion, if you’re not pleasing a woman to the point that she doesn’t bellow at least one “OH MY GOD!” then you sir are not doing your job. I would go so far as to say that maybe men who don’t satisfy their partner to the point they yowl “Oh God!” should be punished. I’m not saying a jail sentence, but maybe something along the lines of they must forfeit one viewing of SportsCenter for every infraction.

This all seems rather sexist if you ask me. Curiously he singled out only females who cry the Lord’s name while enjoying a good rogering. I feel like there are plenty of men who yell, “Oh God!” in the throes of passion. If you are going to attempt to control people’s very personal lives, please at the very least be fair to both sexes about your cuckoo concepts.


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