What makes a name sexy? Oh, I don’t know. One that starts with a J and then is accompanied by an A, S, O and N, in my experience, has been known to soak no less than 14 trillion panties.
Evidently, though, that body of work is not sexy enough.
If you were to believe this list of the World’s Sexiest Names, created by BabyNameWizard.com, nothing even close to my name or yours (probably) is sexy. For men, it seems a name ending in a vowel works best. And for women it, a sexy name is apparently something that straddles the line of being normal and something a hooker might use. I mean, other than Scarlett Johansson what other Scarlett’s have you met outside of a strip club?
Anyway, here is the list of the ten sexiest names of each gender, each one of them infuriates me more than the last.
Although my name was a glaring, credibility-killing omission from the sexiest names list, I will give BabyNameWizard credit for nailing the least sexy names.
[H/T Daily Mail]