Women Gets What Is Truly The Most Asinine Parking Ticket In History, Judge Handles It Like A Boss

by 3 years ago

This woman from Providence, Rhode Island appeared before a judge to dispute a parking ticket she’d received. The issue was that she’d parked in an area that’s a ‘no parking zone’ from 8 to 10pm. The woman had parked there at 9:59, and got out of her car when the clock on the dashboard said 10pm.

Instead of acting like a human being with any semblance of a soul, the meter maid fuckboi took it upon themselves to write this woman a parking ticket and stamped the date/time at 9:59:58…TWO FUCKING SECONDS before she was legally allowed to park there.

The law is the law, and she was clearly in violation of the ‘no parking zone’ hours for a whole two seconds. But you have to be one evil son of a bitch to write someone a parking ticket for a 2-second violation. NBA refs don’t even call players on 3-second violations these days and some dickhead wrote this woman a ticket for getting out of her car with 2 seconds to spare.

Now, this judge was a total bro about it and cracked some jokes before dismissing the case entirely. But surely there must have been other people there with much more pressing cases/offences trying to get in front of the judge. How is this an appropriate use of a judge’s time/resources? Hearing the case of a woman who parked in a spot TWO FUCKING SECONDS before she was allowed to….unreal.

[h/t r/videos]

Cass Anderson is Managing Editor of BroBible. He graduated from Florida State University, has been to more Phish concerts than he’d like to admit, and primarily specializes in Outdoors and Gear-related content.

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