Bro Demands Groom’s Cake Include His Favorite Wrestlers And The Result Is Making Us Buttercream In Our Singlets

Men don’t get much of a say in the wedding planning. Even if a guy thinks he’s a part of the planning, it’s all just a mind trick by the bride that’s got him convinced his opinion has counted.

The only input a bro has in the big day is the groom’s cake but only because it’s named “groom’s cake” and a chick would have to be an absolute bridezilla to make a man choose the cake she wants on the big day. “You’re getting red velvet or I’m spending our wedding night with the wedding gifts jammed up my pee hole as a makeshift chastity belt.”

This groom’s cake is proof that the bro getting married not only chose his own cake but decided to take over the receptions with whispers of “did you see the groom’s cake? He’s a true champion, and also, a child.”

This WWE-inspired dessert is “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan holding up another layer of cake surrounded, lumberjack match style, by classic WWE figurines like The Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan and Andre The Giant. The cake itself is made of the dreams of every American young boy who grew up in the 1980s.

“Hooooooooooooo!”

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