All this time we thought this was the United States of Bro. Turns out, Dude, NOT BRO, appears to be the most widely used word to call a guy in America. Let’s change that. And I’m not even lobbying to change it to Bro. Naw, fuck that. I want the most used word to be something else. Something like Kemosabe. Or Chap. Or Comrade. Or Cuntsteam.
“Yo Cuntsteam, toss me a cold one” has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Yeah, you really do think.