Do You Think Being the 2014 World Yo-Yo Champion Gets This Guy Laid?

You were probably really busy on Saturday so you forgot that the 2014 World Yo-Yo Contest was held in Prague. The winner was California native Gentry Stein who took home the title of Best Yo-Yo Guy In All Of The Land. However I wonder if professional yo-yoers have groupies like other sports stars. Do women imagine that his precise handiwork would make a great diddling partner? Like if a guy could parlay a professional yo-yo career and get pussy from a silly toy that people enjoyed before there was even electricity in homes, then I totally give him credit. I wonder how he hits on girls; “We should have sex, and unlike my yo-yo there should be no strings attached.” Moist panties everywhere.

[Gizmodo]