This Slow-Mo Video Of Aaron Rodgers Slinging A 45-Yard Pass Into A Tiny Net Should Make Packers Fans Collectively Orgasm

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That ball seemed like it was in the air for about 45 slow motion seconds. If you’re a Packer’s fan, you should feel very content with your starting quarterback training in martial arts with his smokeshow of a girlfriend and launching 135-foot bombs into a net the side of a basketball hoop. I’m not sure if there’s anyone on the planet I’d rather be than Rodgers. Dude’s got life by the balls, while I dig through my couch cushions trying to scrounge up some money for lunch.

Cue the music.

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