Adidas Unveils March Madness Uniforms For Eight Schools And The Shorts All Look Stupid

It would be pretty unreasonable to ask Adidas schools to play March basketball in their regular uniforms, so the company is outfitting them with retro-inspired looks for meaningful hoops.

UCLA, Louisville, Texas A&M, Wisconsin, North Carolina State, Kansas, Nebraska and Michigan all got fancy new duds.

And while I consider myself a fairly positive person, I must say I hate the shorts. Hate them a lot.

Guess that gaudy two-toned look isn’t for everyone.