Adrian Peterson Entered His 30th Birthday Bash Atop A Camel, Dressed Like Prince Ali Ababwa
Adrian Peterson turned 30 recently and celebrated with a nice quiet dinner party with a few of his closest friends.
What’s that? He didn’t?
He rode around on a damn camel instead?
Well, that’s infinitely more awesome and more considerate to all us basement bloggers trolling the internet for content.
I mean, this party had everything.
Cake. Stereotypes. Jamie Foxx. That thing where a 30-year-old acted like he was 8.
— Scissorhands (@ScissorhandsOKC) March 22, 2015
#PRESSPLAY ▶️ S/o the legendary @iamjamiefoxx hosting @AdrianPeterson Birthday the party last night. He had party popping and the people dancing from all night, true entertainer for real. W/ @gtmayne #ap30 #adrianpeterson #middleeasterntheme #VSGentertainment #belvedere #MinnesotaVikings #privateevent #Arabiannights #30allday
I, like the rest of you, are upset we weren’t there to enjoy the good time/camel smell.