Adrian Peterson Entered His 30th Birthday Bash Atop A Camel, Dressed Like Prince Ali Ababwa

by 4 years ago

Adrian Peterson turned 30 recently and celebrated with a nice quiet dinner party with a few of his closest friends.

What’s that? He didn’t?

He rode around on a damn camel instead?

Well, that’s infinitely more awesome and more considerate to all us basement bloggers trolling the internet for content.

I mean, this party had everything.

Cake. Stereotypes. Jamie Foxx. That thing where a 30-year-old acted like he was 8.


I, like the rest of you, are upset we weren’t there to enjoy the good time/camel smell.

[H/T: Deadspin]

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