Why We’re All Rooting For The University Of Florida Over Florida State This Weekend

I always feel so bittersweet about Thanksgiving weekend. Yes, it’s one of my favorite holidays of the year because there’s no bullshit, but it always hits with a tinge of sadness to see the college football regular season come to a close. At least it goes out with a rivalry week bang. If you’re an American and you’re rooting for Florida State this weekend, you’re supporting those puppy-haters at Florida State who are on a quest for SEC-esque college football domination. Except you, Cass.

This mock PSA is a reminder for why rooting for Jameis Winston is company is like cheering on Darth Vader. Don’t let them get that playoff bid, Florida.

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BroBible's publisher and a founding partner, circa 2009. Brandon is based in Los Angeles, where he oversees BroBible's partnership team and other business development activities. He still loves to write and create content, including subjects related to internet culture, food, live music, Phish, the Grateful Dead, Philly sports, and adventures of all kinds. Email: brandon@brobible.com