Allow this Korean Baseball Player to Demonstrate How Not to Slide

We’ve known for some time that Robert Griffin III can’t slide. Cam Newton has also recently proved he could use a little work getting down safely.

But these two quarterbacks’ form is perfect compared to the effort turned in by Korean baseball player Choi Joo-hwan. 

Ready your abdominal muscles for laughter and take a look:

Juuuuuuust a bit short.

Joo-hwan was able to pathetically crawl into home plate and score, making lemonade out of lemons. 

In case you’re wondering, this is not the type of fundamentals necessary to win back-to-back-to-back AAU championships.