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In this job, April Fools’ Day is kind of terrible. We rely on pouncing on viral moments that people want to see. And, on most days of the year, if you see something from a verified Twitter account, (well, not much longer. Thanks, Elon) you can typically take it at face value.
That’s not the case on April Fools’ Day, with teams and writers putting out normally terrible jokes. Frankly, sports jokes for April Fools’ Day have been going downhill since the 1985 joke pulled by Sports Illustrated where they made up a fictional picture, Sidd Finch. Finch was said to have thrown 168MPH, pitched with only one shoe, a hiking boot, and was also a prodigious French horn player.
The prank fooled many, and the Mets played along with it, making players and coaches available for photographs and comments on their new flamethrower, before coming clean a few days after April Fools’ Day. But, normally the pranks are pretty bad.
Victor Wembanyama, the 7-foot-4 French Wunderkind NBA Prospect, pulled a prank that he was going to stay in France for another year and not enter the NBA Draft.
Wembanyama's April Fools Day Joke for the worst teams in the NBA🤣 pic.twitter.com/rTZEQESJAJ
— Ballislife.com (@Ballislife) April 1, 2023
And, the Pittsburgh Steelers announced they had signed Calvin Broadus Jr. That is, of course, diehard Steelers fan, Snoop Dogg
We have agreed to terms with WR Calvin Broadus Jr.
Details: https://t.co/EBgasWShyx pic.twitter.com/iDdP7g6bGq
— Pittsburgh Steelers (@steelers) April 1, 2023
But, the best joke of April Fools’ Day was pulled off by the XFL’s St. Louis Battlehawks. The Battlehawks have been getting huge crowds, as the city is supportive of the team after the Rams NFL franchise left the city following the 2015 season.
And, the team hilariously put out a statement that said they would be moving to Los Angeles.
An official statement from the St. Louis Battlehawks and the XFL: pic.twitter.com/MPBcL5CyOj
— St. Louis Battlehawks (@XFLBattlehawks) April 1, 2023
Yes, it was obvious it wasn’t true. But, it was topical and ironic, two requirements for any good April Fools’ Day joke.
They soon put out a statement, but it was still pretty funny.
OFFICIAL RELEASE:
📰: https://t.co/LiuIO4UdOC
— St. Louis Battlehawks (@XFLBattlehawks) April 1, 2023
This one got me for a full 10-15 seconds lmao I wish someone would’ve got a pic of my face while reading it 😅
— Lester Marks (@Facetime09) April 1, 2023
I will admit this got me…. And im glad it did 🤣
— Kraze (@wannabekraze) April 1, 2023
This will be tough to top next year.