Backwards Bowler Rolls a 280, Sets Important Record

Jim Thorpe. Muhammad Ali. LeBron James. Usain Bolt.

These are all names of the greatest athletes in history. Andrew Cowen deserves inclusion in such select company.

The Illinois man set a record by bowling 280 backward. Yes, that’s right. Not even once did this finely tuned machine bother to look at the pins before hurling his shots.

Marvel at his completely useless talent and consider the choice you’ve made in your own life.

If he hasn’t parlayed this parlor trick into winning several bar bets, it’s been a total waste.

[H/T: CSN Chicago]