I’ll say it again, because it bears repeating: this kid is the Barry Sanders of his pop warner football league. Then again, maybe he’s not. What the fuck do I know? Maybe he just had one really spectacular run where he made the entirety of an opposing defense look like a bunch of good-for-nothing bums.
Is it acceptable that I just called these kids good-for-nothing bums?
Eh, I’m sure they’ll be fine. The kids are just having fun, being kids, playing a game. The real pain of this play is felt by their over-competitive fathers who are stuck watching helplessly from the stands.