Bizarre Rapping Grandpa Wants LeBron James Back in Cleveland, Is Quite Something to Look At

This inked-up gentleman’s stage name is Grandpa M because he’s old enough to be a grandpa. But his advanced age hasn’t affected his ability to drop embarrassingly bad rhymes. Oh no, he’s still (not) got it.

Here is his plea for LeBron James, who is on the cusp of his fourth straight NBA Finals appearance with the Miami Heat, to return to Cleveland and give Grandpa M a reason to live. It’s not exactly convincing — it’s …. what’s the word for the opposite of convincing?

The good news for this guy is that he can retire in a few years and move closer to James — solving his separation anxiety problem.