A Night In Fenway Park Would Be Cooler Than The First Night I Ever Shacked With A Girl

by 3 years ago
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I try to stay away from bullshit posts that are giveaways or prize offerings, but as a baseball fan, this Boston Red Sox-Airbnb promotion was just too good to not tell you about—because, bros, you could spend the night inside the fucking Green Monster!

Even I, who despise the Red Sox with nearly every ounce of energy that I have, can’t help but imagine what it would be like to have the ghosts of Red Sox greats like Ted Williams, Jimmie Foxx and Babe Ruth in your head as you spend the night in the most famous ballpark in the world.

That’s what the BoSox are offering up, though, with former pitcher Curt Schilling listing the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on Airbnb for one lucky fan to be the first to ever sleep within the hallowed confines.

The contest, which simply wants fans to describe why they should be the one to catch some Z’s there, runs until August 20th, with the winner getting the chance to shack up on September 2nd.

Of course, like any place one would stay at while renting on the popular vacation home site, there are a few house rules to abide by, which, for Fenway, include:

  • Do not, under any circumstances, put bloody socks in the laundry
  • Don’t step on the foul line
  • 4-beer minimum to sit in the bleachers
  • Always stay to the left of the pesky foul pole in right field

While touring Fenway is one of the must-dos for any sports fan when in Beantown, actually spending a fucking night where some of the best baseball moments to ever happen is something that is absolutely brag-worthy.

I mean, I list my place on Airbnb for $275/night and can only offer a patio overlooking some busy street. Imagine what it would be like to have this view from the patio at Fenway for a night? Yeah, just a little bit better.

[H/T Airbnb]


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