Quarterbacking legend and alleged direwolf Brett Favre has let his beard and hair grow in retirement, much to the delight of every single person who enjoys a comical photo.
But apparently all that growth was part of a long play for The Ol’ Gunslinger. That’s right, Favre the pitchman is back to sell you a quality beard and body hair trimmer. You see, all that time he was out there riding his tractor and slingin’ passes to every high school student south of the Mason-Dixon line was time he was thinking about exciting new business opportunities.
Not sold yet? Well, here’s a goddamn commercial sure to tickle your buying bone.
And because he didn’t address it: yes, it’s perfect for those last-minute trimming sessions before you text your private parts to a much younger woman.
[H/T: Sports Pros(e)]