There is no more important decision in a guy’s life than selecting his groomsmen.
Just kidding. It’s actually not that big of a deal. One of them is bound to get into a tie-severing fight with your extended family at the reception anyway.
That fact notwithstanding, many Bros have a hard time whittling down the field. Not John Moffa.
No, John Maffa only makes decisions based on tried-and-true investigations mirroring those done by National Football League teams in advance of the draft.
He put together this entirely necessary spoof video chronicling his decision.
It’s a real piece of work. His potential best men are either lucky guys or poor bastards, depending on your interpretation.