NFL Linebacker Brock Hekking Chowed On 21,396 Calories in 43 Minutes And There’s Video To Prove It

While I can drink and curse like a damn sailor, the one thing that I’ve never been known to do is house some food. Maybe it’s just because I’m a little guy, I don’t know?

One dude who doesn’t seem to have that problem is San Diego Chargers linebacker Brock Hekking, who recently went to some BBQ joint in the sunny Cali city and enjoyed a ridiculous amount of grub that totaled an even more insane 21,396 calories—IN JUST 43 MINUTES!

Here’s what the menu looked like:

  • 2 racks of beef ribs
  • 2 racks of baby back ribs
  • 1 whole chicken
  • 2 pulled pork sandwiches
  • 1 giant sausage
  • 1 pound of mac and cheese
  • Large side of fries
  • Large onion rings
  • Bite of coleslaw
  • 2 ears of corn
  • 64-ounce Mountain Dew

I know pro athletes need to put down food for energy and all that, but Hekking’s feat is no short of heroic.

This is the part where I say something about not wanting to be the person in the bathroom after Hekking gets out, because, well, gross.

[H/T Bleacher Report]