Sometimes strange, logic-defying things happen in video games. Like this. Or this. I’m no health expert, but I swear Madden benders are more responsible for high-blood pressure in young adult men then a steady diet of pizza and beer ever will be. This man’s epic Madden rant is proof that — while Madden is certain pretty damn awesome — it isn’t exactly perfect when it comes to mimicking the physical finesse of professional athletes.
The struggle is oh so real.
But seriously: How the hell is that a safety?