Bryce Harper’s Hair Game Is So Damn Strong This Season

This. This looks like a damn mermaid’s tail breaking through the water. This is the kind of flow you want in your life. This.

Oh yea, Harper also homered in his second at bat. Dude has life down.

I expect big things. Harper called off his wedding in the off-season, so much like Rory went on to dominate the majors after breaking up with Caroline Wozniacki, I expect Bryce to dominate the major leagues in 2015.

[Bryce Harper Hair via @DCSportsBog]