Before the season started, Washington Nationals star and all-around bro, Bryce Harper, went on a pretty epic rant on how boring baseball has gotten because of its archaic unwritten rules.
It’s a tired sport, because you can’t express yourself. You can’t do what people in other sports do. I’m not saying baseball is, you know, boring or anything like that, but it’s the excitement of the young guys who are coming into the game now who have flair. If that’s Matt Harvey or Jacob deGrom or Manny Machado or Joc Pederson or Andrew McCutchen or Yasiel Puig — there’s so many guys in the game now who are so much fun.
“Jose Fernandez is a great example. Jose Fernandez will strike you out and stare you down into the dugout and pump his fist. And if you hit a homer and pimp it? He doesn’t care. Because you got him. That’s part of the game. It’s not the old feeling — hoorah … if you pimp a homer, I’m going to hit you right in the teeth. No. If a guy pimps a homer for a game-winning shot … I mean — sorry.”
Today, after hitting a homer in the Nats 4-3 opening day win against the Braves, Harper wore this Donald Trump-esque “make baseball fun again” hat.
Gotta love Bryce.