Your Life Will Never Be the Same After Seeing Bryce Harper’s Brother’s Mustache

First off, check out his brother Bryan’s fucking mustache. I don’t even know what to say about it except that Rollie Fingers would probably like to collect some royalties on that bad boy.

Also, Bryce’s dad Ron served as his son’s batting practice pitcher. He took the opportunity to throw breaking balls or cutters or something that moved way too much given the circumstance.

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Keep doing you, Harper family. Keep doing you.

[H/T: Huffington Post, FTW]