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Can someone tell Los Angeles Rams running back Cam Akers that at age 21, he does not need / want a wife? Age 21-25 should be mandated by law to play the field, find yourself, shake out the strange, and enjoy the buffet. If the nation passed this law, the divorce rate would drop 20% and this guy wouldn’t be left with recording Tik Tok videos in his garage.
Look what happened to this guy getting divorced, oh no man 😔 pic.twitter.com/bJTem4TvLZ
— Yuta fan account (@jdresmith) April 4, 2021
In any event, Cam Akers’ first impulse in the wake of signing a four-year, $6.1 million deal with the Los Angeles Rams is to find someone to share it with, using a tactic that is bound to attract the wolves.
*wife my bad
— Cam akers (@thereal_cam3) April 4, 2021
In less than 12 hours since the tweet went live, dozens of women publicly threw their Stiletto’s in the ring to become the partner of a man they’ve never met. Here are just a few.
sup ✋🏼
— Samantha Previte (@SamanthaNFL) April 5, 2021
i’ll be in cali the 13th-18th tryna meet up and get to know each other? 😌
— Savannah Dean (@SavDeanOnSports) April 4, 2021
https://twitter.com/skoltanishka/status/1378846452139581443?s=20
https://twitter.com/boltupjones/status/1378848371281166342?s=20
hey lol https://t.co/pTX5mFyo4F
— 42 (@jaymicheIIe) April 5, 2021
Get u one that make the baked mac from scratch 🤪 #girlswhocook #CookoutMacAndCheese pic.twitter.com/HMKPoB2ktE
— Kimberly (@AK_drysideofWA) April 5, 2021
Lmk when you want a wife
— LB©️ (@Lintendo_64) April 5, 2021
I’ll do it 🙂 ❤️❤️❤️ xx pic.twitter.com/8yh7oqZvga
— Toni (@_big_dreamer_) April 5, 2021
And I want a bf so wussup….😅😅😅 https://t.co/Fdh3t0kusZ
— Danielle💙♥️ (@Danielle1O19) April 5, 2021
https://twitter.com/fangirlfornfl/status/1378858345222787072?s=20
hey pic.twitter.com/wuULeRQ2N3
— lo 🦭 (@packersloren) April 4, 2021
I want a husband man .
— M. (@melisahcortez) April 5, 2021
Cam then added more cheese to the thirst trap with a caption-less selfie that elicited similar responses.
— Cam akers (@thereal_cam3) April 5, 2021
Hmmmm
Can I b ur gf, if you don't mind— Rebecca (@Rebecca70177263) April 5, 2021
If only coach had put me in and I was 200% more athletic, I would have similar luck with the Twitter thots. Maybe next life.