Carlos Tevez’s nifty goal highlighted Juventus’ 7-0 drubbing of Parma over the weekend. The former Manchester City star knifed his way through a Swiss cheese back line and casually found the back of the net like he was pouring a bowl of cereal. Seriously, it was extremely smooth.
That madman you hear yelling is Ray Hudson, who dies of on-air excitement regularly. It took an entire trunkful of smelling salts to revive him.