Bruins Rookie Jake DeBrusk Scored A Shootout Goal That Will Make Your Nuts Tingle

Liverpool’s Philippe Coutinho Scored A Goal That Will Make You Reconsider Everything

Gylfi Sigurdsson Scored A Superb Free-Kick Goal

Sean Geddes Scored A Rabona Goal That Will Hurt The Inside Of Your Brain

Carlos Tevez Scored A Goal That Will Make You Nostalgically Leaf Through Your Old Yearbooks

Erik Lamela Scored A Goal That Is Making Me Seriously Consider Going To Law School

Brilliant Website Allows You To Celebrate A Goal By Your Favorite NHL Team At Any Time

Fabian Espindola Scored A Goal That Will Likely Cause Motion Sickness

West Ham’s Enner Valencia Kicked A Soccer Ball Into A Goal During A Competitive Game

Malmo’s Magnus Eriksson Scored a Goal That Will Make You Call Mom and Thank Her for Everything

Australian Hockey Player Celebrates Game-Winning Goal by Sliding on His Head

Chelsea Scored a Goal Bound to Make You Weep Uncontrollably and Wonder How Something Could be So Beautiful

Peruvian Soccer Player Scores 70-Yard Goal, Goalie is Partially to Blame

Robin van Persie’s Incredible Header is the Only Thing People are Talking About This Morning

Neymar’s Backheel Assist Will Make You Wonder Why Humans Even Need Toes

Joe Garner’s Volley Goal Will Make You Reassess All Your Long-Held Gravitational Beliefs

West Brom’s Graham Dorrans Scored a Goal That Will Make You Type “My Eyes are Bleeding” Into WebMd

Geoff Platt’s Juggling Goal Was Poetry on Ice

Steven Gerrard Scored a Free Kick Goal That Will Make You Reconsider the True Nature of Mankind

Hulk Scored a Goal That Will Make You Rip Your Shirt Off Your Rippling Torso

Young Ecuadoran Soccer Star Takes on Entire Country of Paraguay, Scores Impressive Goal

High School Soccer Player Boots 70-Yard Goal Two Seconds Into the Game

Zlatan Ibrahimovic Scored a Goal That Will Make You Count Your Fingers and Toes to Make Sure They’re All There

Charles Bertrand Scored a Goal That Will Make You Ponder Your Own Mortality

Lionel Messi Scored a Goal That Will Make You Wonder If He’s a Human Being

Sick European Handball Goal? Sick European Handball Goal