Joe Garner’s Volley Goal Will Make You Reassess All Your Long-Held Gravitational Beliefs

If you weren’t glued to your computer this weekend watching a bootleg feed of the League One semifinal between Preston and Rotherham, you missed this beauty of a goal from Joe Garner.

The athletic volley combined power and precision into one moan-inducing package.

I can’t even imagine how much the guy from Trainspotting enjoyed it.