This was so piss poor that she should have to donate $250,000 to the organization. This catastrophe took place at halftime of a professional basketball game in Australia. This chick takes her chance to win a quarter of a million dollars, wipes her ass with it, and sets it aflame. Now I’m not trying to pile it on here, especially since my life is one perpetual string of head-shaking failures, but Jesus, I’ve put more effort into signing my name on the receipt after buying a pack of gum than this chick did for a chance to become rich. Ya, I may be going to hell, it looks like I’ll be in good company…
There’s only one thing left to be said: