Yo, Chitown: Here’s Your Invite to Jay Cutler’s 80’s Themed Dance Rager

Via Deadspin

NFL fans will have the chance to revisit the iconic ‘80s with Jay Cutler and his bride Kristin Cavallari at Joe’s Bar on Weed Street on July 18. Don on your best ‘80s-inspired, brightly colored ensemble to this party benefiting a noble cause.

This three-hour bash featuring an open bar, hors d’oeuvres, a DJ spinning danceable tunes and a special performance from Billy Ocean best known for hits “Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My Car” and “Caribbean Queen.” The best part: 80% of the purchase price of tickets will benefit the Jay Cutler Foundation, which works to help both underprivileged children and individuals with diabetes. This is going to be a party sports fans (and all Chicagoans) will remember.


You never know. You may run into a drunk Jay Cutler while pissing in the bathroom. You may launch into syncophantic raving. He may drunkenly shout “DOOOONNN'T CARE” and walk away.

[H/T: Deadspin]