Rams’ Chris Long Showed Up On Local News As A ‘Hopeful Powerball Player’ And It Was Great Performance Art
Rams defensive end, Chris Long, son of NFL Hall of Famer Howie Long, wasn’t sitting around on his ass last night waiting to hear if someone had won the $1.5 billion Powerball jackpot. Nope, he was out and about sporting a divine disguise and playing the role of a local Powerball hopeful who had the golden opportunity to speak with a local news reporter of his lofty, money-spending dreams.
Ten months in Myrtle Beach with their old lady and a buncha’ boats sure as hell sounds like ANY sane man’s dream, Bro. Cheers.
We’re just sorry and somewhat deflated this morning to learn that Chris Long was not in fact, the actual winner. But he sure as hell took first prize in our hearts.
The special moment served as one of Chris Long’s lifelong dreams. Can you hardly blame the guy?
One thing I know for damn sure: Chris Long has a shitload of new fans today.