Cute Reds Fan Repeatedly Screaming For Joey Votto Is GREAT On The Eyes, TERRIBLE On The Ears

It’s impossible to unhear this. I know, and I’m sorry for subjecting you to it.

Kind of…

Do me a favor and check your ears…are they bleeding?

On one hand, Joey Votto’s No. 1 fan has it all in the looks department. On the other…well, those shrieks can very easily haunt your nightmares for all eternity. Couldn’t imagine rolling up to Great American Ballpark eager to catch a game, only to be seated next to Miss Shrill on the baseline losing her goddamn mind every other half inning as the Reds retake the field (side note: if that’s her boyfriend seated next to her, GODSPEED BRO).

Unfortunately, that was the tragic scenario that played out when Cory Miller caught a recent game against the Rockies, as he explained in the video’s description.

On April 19, 2016, myself and three friends attended the Rockies/Reds baseball game down in Cincinnati. What we didn’t realize was that we would be meeting Joey Votto’s #1 fan that night. Takeaway from the game: I now know that Joey Votto’s middle name is Daniel and his last name has 19 Os at the end of it.

Hey, we appreciate the passion lady. But your voice totally negates the price of admission and then some. it’s almost like you’re heckling the poor guy, whether you realize it or not. Tone it down for your fellow fans. Maybe a glittery sign would suffice next time around.

[H/T Deadspin]