This Colombian Cycling Team Truly Has The Worst Uniforms Imaginable


Let’s speak frankly here. You’re not a cycling expert and I am not a cycling expert. I am not a fashion expert and odds are you aren’t either. But if we were tasked with creating a uniform for a cycling team, I honestly believe we could do a much better job than whomever designed these monsters for Colombian riders IRD-Bogota Humana-San Mateo-Solgar.

Surely this is some sort of anatomy-themed joke, right?

Apparently not.

Cycling big wig Brian Cookson isn’t laughing.

If there’s a positive to this unfortunate look, it’s that the public school system could save a ton of money on sex education by showing this team in action. There’s leaving nothing to the imagination and then there’s burning the female reproductive system into people’s retinas.

This qualifies as the latter.

[H/T: Sports Illustrated]