Indianapolis Colts punter Pat McAfee‘s general Bro-ness has been well-documented around here. This evening he’s laying low and answering questions for his Twitter followers.
The best question so far? The story of his worst date ever, which beats your worst date ever by A THOUSAND MILES. It involves Pierre Garçon and an AIDS testing event in which two lucky ladies got a date with the NFLers for taking an AIDS test.
At a free AIDS testing event.. @PierreGarcon signed me up 4 it..2 women won a date w/ us for taking an AIDS test https://t.co/oU0smvO2AP
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) January 6, 2016
Hey… Gotta give him props for promoting safe sex and getting tested. That said… WHAT AN AWKWARD PLACE TO MEET SOMEONE TO GO ON A DATE. What do you talk about? Scare stories? STDs? Small talk about how Metallica should be headlining the Super Bowl half-time show over Coldplay?
But that’s just a sign Pat is a true Bro — He knows how to schmooze the ladies, even at STD tests.
@BroBible there I was.. A panicking 8 year old.. Wondering why the front door was locked.. Surrounded by my friends on the porch.. Stuck.. 💩
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) January 6, 2016
What a Bro. We can’t wait for him to join Snapchat. Stay tuned…
My friends are trying to convince me to start snapchatting my life… Peer pressure normally works.. Expect that to start sometime soon
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) January 6, 2016