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Comedian Nikki Glaser was one of the stars of Netflix’s Roast of Tom Brady.
Glaser joked about everything from Brady’s ex-wife Gisele Bund Bundchen, Julian Edelman sucking up to Brady, and her willingness to shoot her boyfriend in the face for a chance with Brady.
But she didn’t say everything she had written and revealed as much Monday on the Howard Stern Show.
Nikki Glaser Shares Jokes That Were Left Out Of Tom Brady Roast
“Thank you all for being here tonight and taking time away from cheating on your wives,” she riffed on the SiriusXM program. “Hey, it’s not their fault — it’s their wives fault for aging naturally.”
“It’s really cool tonight all the proceeds are going to CTE research – and the NFL’s coordinated effort to cover it up,” she said, continuing down the list. “People don’t know, but it costs millions to murder those doctors that know the truth.”
“Tom, seriously though, I love your work … you’ve done on your face,” Glaser said last. “Seriously though, slow down, what happened to your cheeks? You look like a Ken doll that was microwaved.”
Glaser said that the jokes either got cut for time or because she felt they just weren’t good enough to stay in the set.
She also revealed that Brady’s awkward threat to Jeff Ross wasn’t part of the act.
“I believe that was for real,” Glaser told Stern. “Robert Kraft was not a confirmed guest to be there. I didn’t know he was going to be there until I was there. And I knew everyone else. I was like, ‘Oh my god, Robert Kraft’s here?’ Because I think there was a vibe that Robert Kraft is kind of like a dad figure to Tom, he doesn’t want to sit here and listen to all these jokes about him, so maybe he wouldn’t show. And so I was surprised when Jeff made that joke, but I do think that Tom actually was looking out for him.”