Dennis Rodman Will Return to North Korea to Fix Everything Again

Rodman’s recent trip to the clandestine nation was extremely controversial and not so successful. Leader Kim Jong Un announced plans to use atomic weapons against America shortly after The Worm left.

Rodman announced his plan to return in Fargo, N.D. where he was doing a promotional appearance at a bar. He then jetted off to Rome to lend his intellect to the papal conclave.

You can’t handle the highs and lows of this guy’s life.

What a psycho.

[H/T: AP]