Dennis Rodman’s Hotel in North Korean Was a Shit and Piss-Filled Wonderland

Remember when Dennis Rodman was forcibly removed from the entire country of North Korea after attempting to serve as a self-appointed peace ambassador for the United States? It turns out the despotic regime wasn’t cool with the one-man scat parties he was throwing in his hotel.

“Rodman was drunk the whole week of his stay. And the night before he left for the U.S., he was drunk unconscious, and vomited everywhere he turned. He even urinated and emptied [his] bowels in the hallway.”

Oh, Dennis. What a delightful scamp you are, and by delightful scamp I mean person with severe mental issues and an apparently tremendous appetite for alcohol. In fact, Rodman was told he couldn’t return to the country unless he underwent treatment.

Rodman was reportedly asked out of the country with a warning “Never will you be welcome here without the completion of your alcohol abuse treatment program,” the source said.

Here’s hoping he gets help, if only so we can be treated to more Dennis Rodman North Korea stories.

Also, we are only now hearing about this because North Korea tried to cover the shitting up out of fear Rodman’s actions would embarrass the Dear Leader. No, seriously.

North Korean authorities were told of the incident and tried to contain the story from spreading like a wild fire. The obvious reason being shame: that taints the reputation of their Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un’s ability and discretion to screen people.

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