Soccer players dive. All the time. Hockey players don’t. Ever.
Unless you’re the New Jersey Devils’ Joseph Brandisi. Look at that flop! That’s something you have to practice repeatedly to be that good at!
The yelp, the fish-like squirm, the rolling around clutching your ankle. A+ dive if we’re playing soccer.
But we’re not, and Blandisi was hit with a deserved penalty for simulation. Works on turf, not on ice, bro.
[h/t Barstool Jordie]