Dog Deserves Red Card After Taking Out Soccer Player Unexpectedly

I’m not going to say that I dislike random dogs, but as someone who has been chased or a bitten by a few in his days, they aren’t something that I tend to open up to very often, as you never really know what’s going on that little mind of theirs.

Point in case, the German soccer player named Lina Magull, who discovered what it was like to really take a violent tackle on the pitch during a preseason match yesterday afternoon—and it wasn’t by an opposing defender who did it.

With this fucking pup sprinting full blast as if it were a bullet from a gun, Lina’s legs got swept out from under her, causing her to go down in quite the heap of pain, no doubt deflating her ego and realizing that dogs make pretty, darn good sweepers.

Maybe more unbelievable than the canine taking out a player is the mindless reaction from anyone watching the match, who seem like this is a fucking common occurrence or something.

Oh well, here’s to hoping the ref made sure the dog got booted after such a dangerous play.

[H/T SB Nation]

Nick Dimengo avatar
Nick's a Sr. Editor for BroBible, mainly relying on his Sports Encyclopedia-like mind to write about things. He's also the co-host of the BroBible podcast "We Run This," and can be seen sweating his ass off while frequently running 10+ miles around Seattle.