When you’re playing baseball games that don’t count for weeks on end, things probably get a little boring. So the Marlins’ manager, Don Mattingly, decided to break up the boredom by having a sizable man come into the clubhouse and smash a fucking cinder block off his chest.
Anytime I think about Mattingly, I am reminded of this photo I saw of him hanging in Patsy’s Italian restaurant in NYC.
I should have stole that photo when I had the chance.