Huddle up, fellas. You too, Ice Box.
Listen, I don’t want anyone here who doesn’t want to be here. I will tell you right now that this isn’t for naysayers or non-believers. This is for the dreamers. The what-if-ers. The bros who instead of asking ‘why?’ ask ‘why not?’ The dudes who view her panties half-off rather than half-on.
These are the star-gazing dreamers who not only change the world, but take full advantage of DraftKings NFL week 6 contest. But these people are not naive. Even the most delusional know that their hard work will need a small boost from Lady Luck. But do they mull about it over a half-empty glass of their own tears? No, they see an opportunity. A potential payoff. And they strike.
The last thing I will say to the naysayers is this: taking home $100,000 in this week’s contest is less of a Hail Mary than getting a reply from the 2 am “you up?” text you sent to your Tinder chick on the way home from the bar this weekend. That’s a promise.
So for those of you who are still with me, the strong-willed men, let’s lay out the contest details.
The contest starts on Sunday at 1 pm, so get your lineup affairs in order prior to that time.
The total prize pool is $1,500,000, with first place reeling in $100,000, and the next 120,000 scores winning guaranteed money.
The contest is absolutely FREE for new users and $3 for returning DraftKings players.
Upon entry, each GM will be given $50,000 to select 9 spots. 8 players and 1 defense.
The roster format is as follows: 1 QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, 1 TE, 1 Flex and 1 Defense.
Closing statement: Did Little Giant’s Head Coach Danny O’Shea think he could ever beat his older brother Kevin down Cherry Hill? No. Did you? Fuck no, Danny’s a twerp and Kevin’s an Alpha. But remember what happened? Kevin ate Danny’s dust. One time.