An Impossibly Drunk Red Sox Fan Took on the Entire Yankees’ Upper Deck; How’d He Do?


The drunkest man in the Bronx recently took in a baseball game at the unfriendly confines of Yankees Stadium’s upper deck.

This guy was wearing a Red Sox jersey. He couldn’t grow a beard. He had recently lost the ability to speak. Did this stop him from taking on every pinstriped guy in his vicinity? Of course not.

A transcript if you’re at work or in class: “Hey hey, das right, das right, Dez Bryant, Dez Bryant. HOW ‘BOUT THEM COWBOYS, BABY. Come on, baby! Where’s it at! HOW ‘BOUT THEM RED SOX…” okay, I have to stop.

[H/T: The Big Lead]